Divorce, But Make It Iconic.

Premium goods for the freshly liberated. Apparel, party supplies, and glow-up essentials for the best chapter you never planned.

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The Essentials

Authenticity Journal

Authenticity Journal

Authenticity Journal

$24.00
Sale price  $24.00 Regular price 
Case Number Necklace (Customizable)

Case Number Necklace (Customizable)

Case Number Necklace (Customizable)

$48.00
Sale price  $48.00 Regular price 
Certified Ex- Wife Hat

Certified Ex- Wife Hat

Certified Ex- Wife Hat

$42.00
Sale price  $42.00 Regular price 
Divorcee Hat

Divorcee Hat

Divorcee Hat

$42.00
Sale price  $42.00 Regular price 
Emotionally Unavailable Baby Tee

Emotionally Unavailable Baby Tee

Emotionally Unavailable Baby Tee

$42.00
Sale price  $42.00 Regular price 
Healing in Progress Headband

Healing in Progress Headband

Healing in Progress Headband

$18.00
Sale price  $18.00 Regular price 
Hot Pink Hair Clip

Hot Pink Hair Clip

Hot Pink Hair Clip

$12.00
Sale price  $12.00 Regular price 
Irreconcilable Differences Candle

Irreconcilable Differences Candle

Irreconcilable Differences Candle

$32.00
Sale price  $32.00 Regular price 

We Don't Do Sad Divorces.

Divorce Inc. exists because the end of a marriage shouldn't be the end of your personality. We make merch for the chapter nobody writes about — the one where you're funnier, hotter, and fully in charge of the remote.

Founded on the belief that paperwork can be punk rock and healing can be hilarious. Every piece we sell is designed to be screenshotted, gifted, and worn to brunch with zero explanation needed.

This isn't self-help. It's self-celebration.

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